What Is Your Trouble? We’m Sexually Interested In My Door that is next Neighbor.

Dave Holmes has arrived to greatly help.

The one who lives throughout the hallway is hot as fuck. Actually, actually hot. I do not would you like to shit where We eat, but wow. Our interactions are crazy flirtatious, too. Should we screw?

First things first: let us consign “shit where we eat” into the trash heap alongside “blerg” and “not so much.” Intercourse is fantastic. Consuming trace quantities of poo-poo is certainly not. Why don’t we make just like the Offspring and keep ’em separated. (Similarly, it down with calling our genitals “junk” is most likely good first faltering step.